There was a time when I pretty much thought the first album
by any given artist to be the best of their catalog. There were of course
exceptions, but for the most part I considered this to be a hard and fast rule
with everything from U2’s Boy to the Church’s Of Skins and Heart to Duran
Duran’s s/t debut. And maybe on some levels this claim can be argued for any of
those releases, but at the same time, the diversity of all three of these
artists throughout their careers (with all of them now hitting around the 30
year mark) makes it impossible to compare their debut to anything put out 10 or
25 years after the fact. It really just boils down to preference, and if you
like electro-pop better than post punk, then Achtung Baby or Pop Trash may be
more your speed.
At any rate, JT and I were discussing this awhile back and
he put forth the challenge to come up with a list of artists whose post-debut
output did not live up to the potential built up by that first full length album.
And there are some that are more or less universally
acknowledged, for example Stone Roses’ Second Coming was pretty much panned by
everyone, and all of the Weezer catalog after the quirky pop bliss of the blue
debut. Of course I’ve made arguments against the former and loads of folks will
cite Pinkerton and even more recent albums as worthwhile in the case of Weezer.
But let’s face it, Maladroit (or whatever) may be a fine album, but there’s not
one song half as good as the weakest tune on the Weezer debut – and I can’t
even tell you which song that is, because they’re all top notch or better.
And of course the obvious ones are out, from Violent Femmes
to Bat Out of Hell to The Truth About Ocelots. And it’s not really fair to
bring up Depeche Mode’s Speak & Spell or Pink Floyd’s Piper at the Gates of
Dawn because they were in many ways different bands due to a change in
leadership.
And this isn’t to say that these artists put out universally
bad material post-debut, only that in general everything else rather pales in
comparison to expectations based on that fantastic debut…which says more for
the debut than it does less for everything after. And of course the reasons why
are endless, from label mischief to attempting to cash in on mainstream
momentum by altering course and ruining their own product. It all happens, and
each is as likely as the next. I mean heck, some folks only have a handful of
good songs up their sleeve, but that’s better than Ween, I mean nothing, I
mean… And again, in most all cases this is 100% up to the listener and so
whatever you see below is strictly opinion…but darn good ones I have to say.
Also, I really need to point out that compiling this list
wasn’t nearly as easy as we had initially anticipated (JT in fact had to back
out of his own idea…weakling), which means that while many debut albums are
spectacular, any artist worth their salt is only going to build on that
brilliance, and while the fuel may eventually run out, they can still put out a
string of solid and ever improving albums that reach a high point and then
fizzle, leaving us pining for just one more hit.
We had decided on three each, and I could honestly barely
scrape this together with one or two alternates, though I have to say that I
stand firmly behind my decisions, and I am prepared to fight you and your mama
if you disagree. Another rule we tried to stick by was artists with three or
more albums, so that the sophomore slump we’ve discussed here a few times
couldn’t come into play.
And if JT decides to man up one of these days and provide a
list of his own, you’ll be the first to see it…
Ok, are you ready? BEGIN!!!
Archers of Loaf – Icky Mettle – Give or take a No Pockey for
Kitty or a Today’s Active Lifestyles, this is THE indie rock album of the 90s –
angular, aggressive, crazily melodic, the lo-fi elegance bristles and growls
like a wild dog scampering for its bit of the kill. Seeing them in support of
this album remains a highlight of my live music experience. And then the magic
was lost…at least to me. Why? Hard to say, because AoL never really seemed to
lose sight of their vision or their aesthetic, but the way they chose to steer
their train speeding alongside a cliff never had the same urgency or immediate
need to make the listener jump around, take a breath and do it all over again.
There are folks who love Vee Vee, even All the Nations Airports (probably not
so much White Trash Heroes), and for sure there are some decent songs scattered
throughout, and it’s not bad in the sense of what else was happening to music
listeners in the 90s, but their rage seems harnessed, their tongue in cheek too
tongue in cheek, their melodies played out…essentially all their charms lost,
or at least faltered. Again, it could just be me, probably it is, but I was/am
a HUGE fan of this first album (and the Vs… EP), but everything else has left
me underwhelmed.
Guns n Roses – Appetite for Destruction – Right here was the
poster child for censorship in the 80s, from album cover to lyrical content.
Being into this album back then was dangerous; you were labeled not just a
rebel, but a troublemaker, a hoodlum and in some corners, even a Satanist. Such
was the small minded, ultra right wing mentality of the South in those days.
And for sure, Appetite for Destruction was and is a barnburner, full of vicious
riffs and slashing (get it?) solos, which were the perfect propulsion for Axl
Rose’s angst-filled lyrics of hedonism, drug abuse, misogyny, hatred and
extreme paranoia – glorifying it, even if he lived in fear of it. And despite
some tender sentiments (Sweet Child O’ Mine) and some “feel good” bordering
hopeful moments (Paradise City), the brooding menace lingers just behind the
next note and these songs all drip with unbridled venom. If you don’t take any
of this to heart Appetite is harmless fun, despite the genuine anger that
supplied its inspiration. And musically, the flawless fusion of hard rock, glam
and punk is an ageless blueprint that remains as relevant in the field of heavy
music today as it did 25 years ago. Honestly, I’ll hear other arguments for the best
of the “hair metal” era, but you’d best bring some kryptonite... But then it
was all over. The moment they released Patience, GnR ceased to be a threat. And
I’m not saying it’s a bad song, I’m saying it’s not what GnR promised with
Appetite. Despite Axl & Co’s antics over the following years and subsequent
Use Your Illusion albums, the reflected music was a watered down, almost parody
of what was delivered with Appetite for Destruction. Again, some good songs
here and there (Civil War, Izzy Stradlin’s offerings), but those albums just
reflect Axl’s persona as a “tortured artist” exploring the dark recesses of his
psyche and releasing his anguish in overblown epic ballads. Boring, because the
urgency, the belief and overall the fear is gone. At this point he’s just
telling a story, he’s not living it, he’s not giving you the play by play details,
it’s just some facts he has access to and he’s driveling them out to you over
the ivories. And while the music is still competent, the melodies still
relevant and the surface details still somewhat intact, that’s as far as it
goes, as the end result is a mess of hubris and self-indulgence. And I never
took Chinese Democracy seriously, so there.
Sting – The Dream of Blue Turtles – Since the Police were
innovators of the New Wave mainstream that flawlessly fused punk, ska, jazz,
pop and you name it into a blend of something magical and inspiring, it would
be safe to assume that the leader of that band, who was responsible for penning
most of the songs (all of the hits anyway) and, to a degree, sculpting their
sound, would be an amazing solo artist once unleashed on his own. And
initially that assumption would be right, because The Dream of the Blue Turtles
(coupled with the “making of” documentary/live album Bring on the Night) is
amazing. For his solo debut he stripped himself of his persona almost entirely,
the punk edge the Police had latched onto early on, the New Wave they found
themselves caught up in and even much of the pop textures that flavored the distinct
personalities of all five of their albums. And for Sting, stripping down meant
getting back to all that jazz, complete with a superb band of soon-to-be-iconic
jazz musicians. This is not a rock n roll or a New Wave or a post punk record.
When it does rock, it’s almost more like hard bop (Shadows in the Rain), and
when it does stray off the jazzier feel, it’s really more world or avant-garde
than anything else (Russians). It’s a truly artistic statement and the only
reason it sold millions was because Sting was still riding on the momentum of
the Police and their tumultuous breakup. Well, that and the fact that in 1985
the musical ear of the public was pretty open to just about anything, and there
is enough pop-finesse in singles like If You Love Somebody Set them Free and
Love is the Seventh Wave to make his just-beginning-to-age audience sing along,
while more brooding numbers like Fortress Around Your Heart hit moody
youngsters like me in a way that few others have. And honestly, with the
exception of the latter, the singles are the weaker moments on the album, as
the heartbreak of Children’s Crusade, the industrial thrum of We Work the Black
Seam, the sing-your-heart-out of Consider Me Gone and the creepy, night world vibe
of Moon over Bourbon Street are the core of everything great that Sting was
capable of for one brief, shining moment post-Police. And then he started
playing bass again. And there’s nothing wrong with that per se, but while
Englishman in New York is a great reggae tinged tune, and They Dance Alone
attempts to bring the ache of Children’s Crusade to a wider audience, We’ll Be
Together is flat out ridiculous bellows-pop filler and Be Still My Beating
Heart is the kind of nonsense Rod Stewart should have been singing (and maybe
he did, the whore). Basically, Sting sold out. The last remotely punk thing he
ever did was play Feyd-Rautha in David Lynch’s (I mean Alan Smithee’s) Dune,
and then put out The Dream of the Blue Turtles. Everything after that is an attempt
to capitalize on the lesser moments of that album’s success, exploiting the
parts that were truly great and then diving headlong into adult contemporary
mediocrity that became criminal when he participated in the
shoot-me-in-the-face-now train wreck of All for Love with Bryan Adams and the
aforementioned Rod, making admittedly enjoyable numbers like All This Time and
If I Ever Lose My Faith in You ignorable out of spite. But The Dream of the
Blue Turtles shines regardless, the last pinnacle from a once gifted artist.
And Gordon, it’s all your own fault.